it's too hot outside to masturbate.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
