oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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