That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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