I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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