I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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