u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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