Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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