So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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