That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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