You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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