At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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