dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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