I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
