yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
