omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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