you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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