I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Holy shit dude........stairs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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