We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
