question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You took a bar mat shot.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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