I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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