Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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