i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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