It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
