Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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