are you still at the devil's house?
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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