...so i touched it.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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