this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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