At least make sure they are 18
Why
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Randomize
