kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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