who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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