I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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