Already got asked if we're dating
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have fence marks all over my body
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
tell me about the eggs
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