I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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