But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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