that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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