you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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