I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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