porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Porn? Poptarts?! Beef jerky?!? Sigh....I love you.
@Binders: he can spit in his palm. Or use olive oil. Fap fap fap
I enjoyed the fapping at the end lol!
Fact: 9 out 10 serial killers are dry guys.
You forgot another important item: the generator so you can look at the porn when your laptop battery dies halfway into your marathon fapping session.
Double down on the jerky!
You forgot one slightly important item - the lube
Raw dog?
Masterbation is a go. OP sounds lonely.
OP-1, Sandy-
Right there is 30% of generator relayed fired in powerout
You forgot the lube!! Never forget the astroglide! Never!!
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