Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you have to choose: penises or morals?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
