No subtext here. People are naked.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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