I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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