so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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