Dual....:-)
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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