so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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