would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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