Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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