is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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