11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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