Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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