Tell her she can't have a vagina
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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