Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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