a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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