Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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