i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Randomize
