all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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