Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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