she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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